Thread: Ten-minute boob job

Hi Ladies,

All this talk about bosom-enhancement made me remember an article I read in the Guardian Observer last month. No surgery involved; just needles!

Alice Hart-Davis tries the ten minute boob job | Lifeandstyle | Life and Health

That was an interesting article! Although I am not sure I would want to try it.

Blimey it's a bit pricey, but sounds safer than the usual implants. I wonder if they could sort out my "two tennis balls in socks" ? Kids eh?!

Oooh a needle the size of a knitting needle - shudder. I had one stuck through my back and into my left lung for a week in 2003 and to be honest once it was in there it was OK. Sleeping was a bit of a problem though! I think the key is a good local anaesthetic and not looking! Fortunately for me I'm not an owl so couldn't turn my head round to look at what they were doing to me when they put it in.

Oh for a safe, cheap, way to put some pertness back into these babies ...

Holy sh*t, I almost keeled over just reading that. I've passed out just getting routine bloodwork in the past!

I suppose it's one step up from plastic bags that can potentially harden and get wonky....safer and probably more natural looking....but still. Weird, kinda ooky, expensive, and totally not for the faint of heart.

It's kind of ironic, actually. I've been hating my boobs lately, contemplating medical intervention....but the more I think about somebody jamming a 5-inch needle into them, the more content I feel with being a natural A-cup. Talk about aversion therapy......c::

Hmmm...I like the thought of this. The thought of major surgery for larger breasts is not appealing to me at all, too many risks. Plus, I would not want to increase my size by more than a cup size - my rib cage is too narrow for anything more than that and I would look ridiculous. Needles don't bother me; I am definitely going to research this further. Thank you for sharing this article!!

OMG! I want this! And it's perfect; only 'perks' the girls up. I don't want implants by any means, but this sounds like it gives your girls a caffeine boost for a year, so to speak. Does anyone know someone that's had it done?

Hmm ... you've given me an idea that may well do the trick and it's a lot cheaper and doesn't involve any knitting needles.

I've mentioned this device before in relation to non-surgical face lifts and do use it myself for the face (not on commission here!!). Believe me I would look a lot older if I didn't use it!

They have a various body programs including cellulite, pelvic floor, and a boob lifting program. I have the face program, can't be too expensive to add on the boob one. I'm off to see if I can afford it!

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Kathy x

Heh,
Macrolane(and Restylane)was developed in my hometown!
The company still resides there,
so I´ve heard the buzz and seen the results years ago:)
It looks good,if the doctor is both experiences and an artist with the needle.
(bought shares when Perlane got out on the market)

Have I tried it?Of course.;D

I had it done in my top lip some years ago,and the results has lasted until now!
Not because I made Lisa Rinna lips from the beginning:if you live healthy-
eats all the vitamins/mineral/antioxidants you need,
is hydrated and don´t tan...it last much,much longer.
Time to fill up again?
Maybe in autumn:)

Emma-Bessa

knitting needle oof! i'm still gonna go for the knife

for some reason a small incision in the boob is a lot less scary than say a tummy tuck where they slit you along the gut line.

Interesting, but I certainly wouldn't want to try it. I hate even tiny needles, and anything beyond mild discomfort... no thank you. I'm a total wimp. Sounds like several days of pain following this procedure.

I found the following thread, and it doesn't sound like the results are very impressive. Also, it's not approved for use in the U.S. yet. Natural Breast Enlargement And Enhancement Forum: Macrolane, Anyone try these Injections?

I've learned to be satisfied with my little B's.

Originally Posted by Samirah-NH

I found the following thread, and it doesn't sound like the results are very impressive.

There is a learning curve for the surgeon also-so I guess it will take a few years before anyone overseas has got experience enough to do it well.

Those I´ve seen looked very beautiful,not implant-y at all because the fullness can be layered.

wow, the grass is always greener I guess. What I wouldn't give to be able to go braless---EVER!!! Wear a tube top without some horrible air constricting strapless bra underneath. go jogging without having to wear two bras and STILL feel like a horrible circus spectacle. Oh, and don't even get me started on shopping for bras, which actually makes me cry. Victoria Secret cannot handle this girl and when I DO find bras that fit (36DDDD), they are either totally granny bras or upwards of $70 each. I've tried dieting on the theory that, if breasts are fat, then I could lose weight and they would shrink, right? No, that just takes me from a 36DDDD to like a 32 DDDD, even harder to find. And, forget about those cute little sun dresses with the triangle tops. Yeah. Love your littleness, ladies, cause from where I am sitting, it looks awesome!

Oh my! I can't imagine being a quadruple D...hey wait, I can't imagine being a C, who am I kidding??? :-)

Originally Posted by KathyC

Blimey it's a bit pricey, but sounds safer than the usual implants. I wonder if they could sort out my "two tennis balls in socks" ? Kids eh?!

Oooh a needle the size of a knitting needle - shudder. I had one stuck through my back and into my left lung for a week in 2003 and to be honest once it was in there it was OK. Sleeping was a bit of a problem though! I think the key is a good local anaesthetic and not looking! Fortunately for me I'm not an owl so couldn't turn my head round to look at what they were doing to me when they put it in.

Oh for a safe, cheap, way to put some pertness back into these babies ...

Yep. I have learned to embrace my saggies. I tell my students I still have the body of a centerfold...a "National Geographic" centerfold..l;,