Thread: Un-beauty--we've seen your best, let's see the worst!

We all have those pics where an expression was captured, and we look really stupid. Do share! Time to get a laugh at ourselves. Here's mine...looks like I'm ready to kill somebody with that sword.....l;,

I'll be brave and post. This was taken about 2 years ago at my first cabaret solo. Awkard pose and expression aside, I'm having a slight costume malfunction. This was my first bedlah, the belt was still too big (hadn't really figured out how to size things down) and I didn't have a matching skirt. My mom had this blue velvet cover-up dress that matched the costume perfectly. And since the belt was too big, we had been able to fold over the sleeves and hide them under the belt at home. But for the actual performance, we didn't pin things quite right. And the sleeves started spilling out over the belt. Dance and learn....

Zombie Belly Dancer needs BRAINS!

Zombie dancer on happy pills??!..g.:

More zombie belly dancers...in triplicate!

HAHAHA! I love the zombie dancers! Despite the goofiness you all look lovely. :D

Laura - love that veil!
Banatsusan- what are fabulous costume
Monica- the three of you look so intense!

I love the zombie photos! The dangers of dancing with passion & fire = not-so-good photos of very lovely women!! :-)

Originally Posted by Monica

More zombie belly dancers...in triplicate!

This costume looks really great on all three of you. How nice to see one that's so flattering on different body types!

Hah, that's NOTHING I tell you!

Here I was in Mumbai at a special promo event and I had the chance to stand next to a big star and make my Bollywood loving friends envious....

And then THIS:


Me and Arjun Rampal.

And I am looking like the biggest idiot in the universe! And what's it with those fists? Am I going to hit him and see if he's really such a tough guy?
(At least I am not to blame for the clothes, I had to wear those)

MEISSOUN

This photo appeared in a newspaper after a show. I have a crazed look in my eyes, don't know if you can tell at this small size:

I would call it.....intense!

Originally Posted by Doozer

I would call it.....intense!

Concentrating on balancing that tray!..g.:

Sorry ladies, I have got the worst photo ever. Someone sent this to me after a show. How embarassing is that??
There are no words ......

I have to post a sceond picture just to prove that I am not a total freak.

I have to say, I love that first photo! You look like you are shocked at somone/something in the audience!

Originally Posted by 1shadylady

I have to say, I love that first photo! You look like you are shocked at somone/something in the audience!

I have absolutely no idea what was going on for me to make that face. Not a clue, but it still makes me laugh!

Originally Posted by SamanthaFortunata

Sorry ladies, I have got the worst photo ever. Someone sent this to me after a show. How embarassing is that??
There are no words ......

I have to post a sceond picture just to prove that I am not a total freak.

For a second I coulda sword that you were a Gemini.
Most recent Cabaret??

Originally Posted by Azhia

For a second I coulda sword that you were a Gemini.
Most recent Cabaret??

I know you recognize the resto.
No like two years ago.

Originally Posted by SamanthaFortunata

I know you recognize the resto.
No like two years ago.

Girrrrrrrllll...

Thank you so much to those brave enough to post their photos. This is "real" life! I love to see that we're all human and get caught with silly expressions.

Never underestimate the unflattering effect of the fuzzy caught-in-motion picture... I was spinning & spotting (why my face is semi-clear) I think my expression is very Vampire Princess Bellydance LOL

Btw, this is the PERFECT time of year for this thread; what with zombie's & vampires & bellydance monsters of all kinds!!! Trick or treat...

Originally Posted by SamanthaFortunata

I have absolutely no idea what was going on for me to make that face. Not a clue, but it still makes me laugh!

That one is AWESOME!! ..l;,..l;,..l;,

Originally Posted by songofincense

Never underestimate the unflattering effect of the fuzzy caught-in-motion picture... I was spinning & spotting (why my face is semi-clear) I think my expression is very Vampire Princess Bellydance LOL

I actually like this one! You look mysterious.

Sariah, that's sweet... and I'm gonna bite you! LOL

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Originally Posted by miriamgamal

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Miriam I think we have the same action going on. Is it something about the beledi style dress that makes us go crazy??

Originally Posted by SamanthaFortunata

Sorry ladies, I have got the worst photo ever. Someone sent this to me after a show. How embarassing is that??
There are no words ......

I have to post a sceond picture just to prove that I am not a total freak.

That is hilarious!

Okay... here's mine. Something about those beledi dresses, indeed....

I still look at this and wonder what the hell I was doing???.w.:

Love these. Some of them are begging for captions from creative Bhuzzers...

zombie dancer emerges from the woods
I'm in ur woods, crashing ur pool party