Thread: what happens to butts?

why do they sag over time and when exactly in the age chronology did it happen?

Well, I'm 42 and I think my ass is pretty hot. Not as big as I'd like, but it hasn't sagged yet. Neither have my boobs...g.:

It depends on the individual. Keep eating right and excercise and you will stay fit for a long time.

Yes fit, however the collegen will loose its supporting roll over time...how much time? Depends on how much you go off roadwith out a bra on! My ass...while it has not drooped, has disappeared.

Someone mentioned Suhaila glute squeezes for getting a great butt.

Also, flamenco dancers seem to have a good butt-firming regimen with all that stomping and footwork they do.

Originally Posted by jesennia

why do they sag over time

Gravity!!!!!! + loss of collagen

and when exactly in the age chronology did it happen?

Depends on genetics, how well you take care of yourself, how much time you spend upside down.

I always tell my yoga students (jokingly) that the reason we do so many inversions in yoga (shoulderstand, handstand, headstand, etc) is because gravity is the enemy. If you can spend enough time upside down, then maybe you can delay the inevitable.....g.:

Then how come men's...ahhh....appendages dont get longer as they get older? At least not that I have noticed these last 25 years of welded, I mean wedded, bliss...

Originally Posted by anala

Then how come men's...ahhh....appendages dont get longer as they get older? At least not that I have noticed these last 25 years of welded, I mean wedded, bliss...

Um, some parts of men do get a little more...dangly. ..l;,

Yup... gravity and collagen- the players.
Don't despair mine's not too bad in my sixties..keep squeezing! In fact ,him indoors refers to it as the "2 boulders" .And those gals up top are just starting the downward trend now. keep lifting!

I'm 42 and my Tigger butt is as bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy and
fun, fun, fun, fun, fun as ever! ..l;,

~~Kimahri

Originally Posted by anala

Then how come men's...ahhh....appendages dont get longer as they get older? At least not that I have noticed these last 25 years of welded, I mean wedded, bliss...

Dear god, are you telling me you missed the thread in which Kharis posted the pic of that aging transvestite rock star's sagging balls? Can't remember his name. Oh, crap, now I need another dose of brain bleach.

Originally Posted by ssipes

Dear god, are you telling me you missed the thread in which Kharis posted the pic of that aging transvestite rock star's sagging balls? Can't remember his name. Oh, crap, now I need another dose of brain bleach.

Just when you think you've erased the picture from your memory, someone has to revive it...

Originally Posted by beafarhana

Just when you think you've erased the picture from your memory, someone has to revive it...

It does seem to be the week for reviving ancient threads...

mine started going down the backs of my legs at 57

Yes, the sands in my hourglass figure have definitely shifted downward these last 10 years. I drew the short straw genetically (pun intended). So, I embrace it. Big Bottomed Bellydancers unite! ..l;,

Originally Posted by ssipes

Dear god, are you telling me you missed the thread in which Kharis posted the pic of that aging transvestite rock star's sagging balls? Can't remember his name. Oh, crap, now I need another dose of brain bleach.

I was so not going to go there; I was behaving myself. But to be honest, that was the first thing I thought of. And the memory of it sent a very unpleasant shudder down my spine.

..l;,..l;,..l;,

I'm in my 40's and have a rock-hard big ole badonkadonk, so I am really scared what will happen when it falls. Will it look like...mudflaps or something?

Makes me want to get out my "Spinal Tap" and sing along...

"Big bottom, big bottom....."

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXy0hZDIrmY"]YouTube - Spinal Tap - Big Bottom at Live Earth[/ame]

They make the rockin' world go 'round?

Also, lol Spinal Tap.

Originally Posted by LeylaFahada

They make the rockin' world go 'round?

Also, lol Spinal Tap.

those are big ones surely not old ones

I imagine I will be able to fold mine neatly away once it's on the slide.

Originally Posted by anala

Yes fit, however the collegen will loose its supporting roll over time...how much time? Depends on how much you go off roadwith out a bra on! My ass...while it has not drooped, has disappeared.

Its not so much the off roading that is killing my boobs...it's the Dance Dance Revolution!

Nilaja

Depends on your jeans. I mean, genes.

Originally Posted by Azhia

Depends on your jeans. I mean, genes.

..l;,..l;,..l;,

My mom is a senior citizen and she still has a nice butt. Pretty small, and I don't watch her naked, but I am going on her report. From the looks of her clothes though it looks like she's telling the truth. However, she does complain about the sagging boobs, but I am a firm (no pun intended) believer in underwires keeping them "perky" for adding to their life span. ..l;,

I miss my firm 19 year old bubble butt. Now in my mid 30's it is starting to go flat and jiggly. Even working the glutes at the gym made no significant difference. I used to have such a fine arse *sigh*! I want it back. However, I expect the boobs will stay perky until I am ancient. ;o)

Originally Posted by stardancer

I miss my firm 19 year old bubble butt. Now in my mid 30's it is starting to go flat and jiggly. Even working the glutes at the gym made no significant difference. I used to have such a fine arse *sigh*! I want it back. However, I expect the boobs will stay perky until I am ancient. ;o)

I am jealous...the boobs were the first thing to go for me.

Now I tell everybody I have the body of a centerfold.



A National Geographic centerfold.

When reading this, I can't help but speculate what sort of ideas are flowing around Jes' head ;-) Wondering whether it is time to check her blog ...

I know exactly where my butt is right now, resting comfortably just above the back of my knee. Yup, resting and plotting to slip closer to my ankles and heels. No way I could ever stand on my head enough to cause that much cellulite to change direction - even in zero gravity I fear it is hopeless. Sad but true.

Originally Posted by txchic

I know exactly where my butt is right now, resting comfortably just above the back of my knee. Yup, resting and plotting to slip closer to my ankles and heels. No way I could ever stand on my head enough to cause that much cellulite to change direction - even in zero gravity I fear it is hopeless. Sad but true.

hehehee..l;, gone are the days of the 20 year old butt..l;,

Lauren can i join your yoga class/ i'll walk around on my hands permanently

What a really hate are those "bingo wings". there really is no hope, no help, no hope for those at all!

Slightly off topic, but it was an eye opener for me to find jeans that had butts already in them... padded jeans.

I... well, I'm still confused by that. Does the padding hold them up? Like a bra?