Thread: Mantyhose

I'm just not sure...

‘Mantyhose’: Not your mom’s pantyhose - Fashion & Beauty - TODAYshow.com

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Oh my god, we are DYING in my office.

Remember. It's not the guys who feel weird. It is their girlfriends!

Men in tights...hot! Now they may get to enjoy "penguin crotch" too!

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It's even funnier when they're singing about it.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc1am3KyYgA]YouTube - Men in Tights Song[/ame]

Wear them with the "man-siere" LOL

yeeeek that photo made me cringe but gawd is that funny

I wonder if they shave their legs too... what the article describes is a lot more like opaque tights than panty hose. I don't tend to shave my legs during the winter, and wearing tights when it's really cold, under my jeans, feels WEIRD on my legs! Especially AFTER you've taken them off!

I don't understand how anyone of any gender can handle pantyhose. I feel very ... crowded and they make my legs itch.

Originally Posted by nazneen

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It's even funnier when they're singing about it.
YouTube - Men in Tights Song

I LOVE this movie!

Originally Posted by anala

Men in tights...hot! Now they may get to enjoy "penguin crotch" too!

Oh, EW.

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Originally Posted by LeylaFahada

I don't understand how anyone of any gender can handle pantyhose. I feel very ... crowded and they make my legs itch.

Not to mention there is always the dreaded elephant ankle...

Q) How do you know when your husband/brother/boyfriend/father is wearing pantyhose?

A) When he farts his ankle swells up

European men have been sporting hose for several years

Really?

I've never encountered any, thank goodness!
Unless they're talking about 'long johns' ha ha.

And why is one GD leg always sewn on backwards????

um Mantyhose puleeease

I have been laughing about the mantyhose all day long--I made sure to share the giggles. ;)

"They are tougher, less delicate than women's pantyhose, but not as bulky as long underwear."

Um, right. They're called "tights". And this is what's known as "repackaging for maximum sales".

Now, Manties are a horse of another color:

MANties - Panties made just for men

Not that I mean to poke fun at anyone's fetish needs. Still. Even I don't wear bows and ruffles on my underpants anymore!

- Leela

Originally Posted by flimflamgirl

"They are tougher, less delicate than women's pantyhose, but not as bulky as long underwear."

Um, right. They're called "tights". And this is what's known as "repackaging for maximum sales".

Now, Manties are a horse of another color:

MANties - Panties made just for men

Not that I mean to poke fun at anyone's fetish needs. Still. Even I don't wear bows and ruffles on my underpants anymore!

- Leela

I think I just threw up a little.

And why is the word "hard" in quotes? (On the Manties homepage)

heh, "male comfort panel"

It's like the pantyhose version of the "bro" or "manzier" from seinfield

Originally Posted by maranajla

And why is the word "hard" in quotes? (On the Manties homepage)

i really don't wanna know!! ..l;,

Maranajla this post is hysterical! ..l;,..l;,..l;,

Originally Posted by nayastrance

Q) How do you know when your husband/brother/boyfriend/father is wearing pantyhose?

A) When he farts his ankle swells up

I almost fell off my chair! Too funny!

I don't get it. Since when do 'hose keep people warm? We're talking about a garment whose purpose is to look like you're not wearing it....as "sheer" as they can make it as possible....how does that equal warm? I've never understood when people say "oh, it's cold out, you should wear pantyhose." Uh, hi, they're constructed of MESH which means HOLES?

Now, if one were wearing wool cable-knit tights, that might be a bit warmer. But still not, y'know, really warm.

I mean, if these dudes want to keep warm, why don't they just...y'know, get some long underwear or lined jeans or something?

And yes, they are miserable things to wear. They also make me itch--I take my hose of and SCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCH right away. Even worse is if you itch with them on and are trying to scratch without putting a run in them! Then there's the riding down at the crotch (nothing more attractive than regularly grabbing down there to haul the damn things up, the worrying about getting runs in them, blah blah blah...I wouldn't bother with the bloody things at all except...well...they DO make my legs look better...

Hey maybe these would slove the tall woman problem of the crotch knees! Hmmm, but might be some extra space?

Um...ew.

I cant remember guys wearing hose in Europe...then again, I havent lived there for 6 years. HM, I do remember guys wearing longjohns as "tights" during the winter when skiing...

I dunno, is a hose still a hose if it's made of cotton? Looks more like tights to me... Go Robinhood.

Now we just need a tigersuit (fullbody catsuit for men) lol.

DaVid

Originally Posted by flimflamgirl

Now, Manties are a horse of another color:

MANties - Panties made just for men

hubby just came in; the convo:

"hey - you want a pair of manties?"

*looks over my shoulder at screen, snorts and shakes his head*
"no thanks, I'll just wear yours."

"but these are cut fuller, where you need it the most!"

*looks at me like I'm stupid*
"but that's not the point. that's not why you wear them. you WANT that snugness."

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he's not a cross-dresser, by the way. no idea where he would have come up with this knowledge...

Originally Posted by elisagamal

hubby just came in; the convo:

"hey - you want a pair of manties?"

*looks over my shoulder at screen, snorts and shakes his head*
"no thanks, I'll just wear yours."

"but these are cut fuller, where you need it the most!"

*looks at me like I'm stupid*
"but that's not the point. that's not why you wear them. you WANT that snugness."

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he's not a cross-dresser, by the way. no idea where he would have come up with this knowledge...

Ok, ask him about it - I'm wanna know if there is something I've been missing out on lol