Thread: Would you ever...

Sport a Merkin?
Merkin World

haaa! Merkins are a running joke among my friends.

I want a yield sign merkin. Can you run with a merkin?

I feel so behind the 8-ball. Until tonight, I never knew what a merkin is!

That's almost as bad as not knowing what raqs beaver is, or what camel toe means.

I can see maybe the subtle irony of the cat, but the strawberry? I thought voluminous pube do's were so 1970's passe!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Some of them are made of yak belly hair.

I want a yak belly merkin. No, I just want to SAY yak belly merkin out loud.

The next person who starts a conversation with me is in for such a treat.

I think I've been on the computer too long.

I'm afraid to share this new information with my boyfriend, because I don't think the merkin jokes will ever end. And I'm afraid he might surprise me with one for our upcoming 1-year anniversary .w.:

OK, so there's been a debate going on over on my Facebook page. And we agreed to settle the score here on Bhuz.

Ruya asks: "So if a dancer wears a merkin & nothing else under her super sheer chiffon double split to the hip skirt while doing dervish twirls on a stage in front of children and old people, is it technically still raqs beaver?"

I'd consider it a frightful subtype of raqs beaver I coined tonight called Raqs Dubbya, wherein the bush itself (hence the name) is the shocking visual element.

Let's discuss. Raqs Beave or not?

Originally Posted by SatinWorship19

I feel so behind the 8-ball. Until tonight, I never knew what a merkin is!

That's almost as bad as not knowing what raqs beaver is, or what camel toe means. I can see maybe the subtle irony of the cat, but the strawberry? I thought voluminous pube do's were so 1970's passe!

Okay, what's a camel toe? Something he has? Goes to show how much I don't know either.

And everything eventually comes back in style, even merkins! ,r:; And don't forget the hood piercing either!

What????? You don't know what camel toe is???????

,f::

I am disappointed in you, young grasshopper.

Because we all know that everything on Wikipedia is credible and peer-reviewed:

[ame=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameltoe]Cameltoe - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[/ame]

<stumbles off to the Wikipedia site>

<snort> The things we learn on Bhuz! I love it!

And I want a hood piercing to go with my merkin.

FYI: Cameltoe also has an ugly big sister called moose knuckle.

ha ha on the merkin....

p.s. okay...i know what a camel toe is....but the moose knuckle. I can't even begin to imagine what that might be.

Moose knuckle?!?! <falls down laughing> Between the hood, merkin and suckage threads, I'm dying over here! I can't remember a day when I laughed so hard from Bhuz, and I needed that!

I LOVE YOU GUYS!

Watch and learn, young Jedi:

Originally Posted by Fotia

Moose knuckle?!?! <falls down laughing> Between the hood, merkin and suckage threads, I'm dying over here! I can't remember a day when I laughed so hard from Bhuz, and I needed that!

I LOVE YOU GUYS!

Another tale of innocence lost ..cr.: *sniff*

But corruption feels so good! Off to read the hood thread....at my own risk. That simply sounds painful!

Moose knuckle is the guys version. . .

{{{HUGS}}}

I always interpreted moose knuckle as a very large female version, until a Google search for Fotia tonight. I didn't know it was the male version. Live and learn!!! ..l;,

Thought I heard my name over here.

Yikes! Looks like Elvis needs a Cuchini or twelve ..l;,

Someone send the link to Dina. She'll be sporting one by Monday with tassels & glitter for all to see.

You could wear this on casual days...

Flashing your merkin is definitely a raqs beaver offense!.p::

what if it's a spangled sequined number that matches your skirt?

OMG! Did you read the history of this thing, lmao!!!

Originally Posted by bdaddiction

You could wear this on casual days...

size cougar..l;,

Anyone search these terms on google images...

In fact the internet is a wonderful thing. Anyone seen the fantastic number of mullet websites?

Yes, the Cougar size has a built-in bottle opener, lol!

LMFAO!! I am absolutely dying here!! I said camel toe 'once' (okay maybe more than once) and my boyfriend literally stopped breathing. He still mentions it the odd time and I don't know if he is secretly proud or utterly disgusted that I would know such a term. Too freaking funny ladies!! Thanks for the belly laugh!

The Camel Toe Song

Originally Posted by azaleah

The Camel Toe Song

My favorite Camel Toe song ever! (yes there is more than one). We used to have a camel toe dance. It was awesome.

bahaha!

loooool i didn't know there were songs about it!!
then again, there are songs about everything nowadays...