Thread: yes i make chocolate and turquoise veils

I've been flooded recently with requests for dark chocolate and turquoise veils..yes I can put the two colors together in a banded or ombre style..I have three different examples sitting here on the table waiting for photos

they are combinations of burgundy, chocolate, copper, turquoise, indigo and gold

I really will try to get photos. It's sort of like that Ancient Sedona wrap I sold a while back but in veil form.

this one has more blue in it, i can make veils with more emphasis on chocolate as well

I saw that and laughed to myself b/c the blue design looks like an upside down rocket penis with wings.
I'm so sorry!!!! I thought you wouldn't mind the adult humor in that. :)

Oh my GOD

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Super Dick!!!

..l;,..l;,..l;,

it TOTALLY has a phallic flair doesn't it? you can't make that happen, the dyes just do their thing. it's soooo cool. maybe i should have sold it as "Ancient Penis"

i see an ardvaark too..is that how to spell ardvaark?

Originally Posted by Michelle75

I saw that and laughed to myself b/c the blue design looks like an upside down rocket penis with wings.
I'm so sorry!!!! I thought you wouldn't mind the adult humor in that.

Thank you for saying that, cuz I was thinking it.

well. hmm. the dick is upside down depending on how you look at it. would you say that's an upside down boner or just a well hung dude?

haha between this and our discussion on facebook about omnibod ..i'd say you guys have a mind in the gutter ..l;,

Well, the sonic blast around the testicular area would imply propulsion. So I'm guessing it's an upside down boner, rather than a large-yet-flaccid appendage

great! rocket penis! if we make a statue it could be the totem thingie for our women matriarchal cult or something. i need to lay off the coffee

I suppose we should do a ritualistic penis dance!

Funny story, but my friend and I were rehearsing for a corporate event where we were expected to talk briefly to our audiences about the history of the dance they were about to see. As we were drafting up an outline, she said, "Don't forget to tell them that saidi was sort of a mockery of what men were doing with their sticks."

Sure enough, I grabbed my cane, positioned it between my legs and a 45-degree angle, and vigorously pantomimed the act of self-stimulation. She laughed so hard that she had to run to the bathroom for fear she would pee herself. So we ended up doing inappropriate things with our assayas and snickering all night and got absolutely nothing done.

Talk about ritualistic penis dancing!

Y'all just failed the Rorschach test!

I'm a rocket man......(Hear my Elton John in your head)...and I think it's gonna be a long long time.....

your welcome! buwahahah

I got a recent picture you might want to see...but, then, sometimes a cane is just a cane.

Look again, I see an aardvark.

Aw, man....I'll never be able to listen to Elton John again. Thanks, Anala! ,r:;

You girls are BAAADDDD!!

I'm laughing at this like I'm in highschool again.

Thanks, I'm in need of a good laugh.

you guys are killing me!..l;,..l;,

Jess,

Has anyone purchased this veil? I want to see it in action.
The flying hard on.

The Flying Hard On could be the name of an 80's hair metal tribute band that plays at redneck bars! ..l;,

Seriously, I needed this thread today. Nothing gives you a "rise" when you're feeling down quite like a rocket-penis thread. I love Bhuz!

Look hard...its an aardavrk with strong shoulders, hands on hips and looking straight up at you. But then again..it is a big blue dick! (Is that item sold?)

Have you noticed we are the only three who find this thread amusing?

this one is actually a silk crepe de chine ruana that was sold a few weeks ago..

if you are looking for wraps, check out Merlin in Devils Hands..this one is currently for sale at Hand painted silk crepe de chine ruana kimono DEVILS by akaisilks

the face in this one is so cool. I don't see any boners but maybe someone else can pick up on one hehehe

lol i had no idea. maybe i should point out the thread about ohmibod (thank you Lauren, you have changed my world)

My first thought...Jesus is in Hawaii

oh but..i can HAND PAINT a silk veil but no idea if i can produce boners. i set out with a general idea of color placement but my method of silk painting is not to produce a certain type of result or pattern. that's why i can sell them in boutiques for above $100..they are one of a kind. I can't even teach someone how to do it

I CAN hand paint a veil and see what happens but it would be on heavier silk, I could aim to use the same colors but no telling what will come out. i promise it won't look like an import

on the flip side i can use those colors to make an ombre style..if i get outside today (doubtful) i'll get pics of the ones i have but today is already half over

I'm going to start issuing those psychological tests with each hand painted design.

Originally Posted by anala

My first thought...Jesus is in Hawaii

After his short-lived fame on the grilled cheese sandwich circuit, Jesus has apparently pursued more artsy endeavors!

Originally Posted by Michelle75

Have you noticed we are the only three who find this thread amusing?

Yes. Surprised we haven't been banished to the Kid's Table yet! .w.:

Originally Posted by SatinWorship19

After his short-lived fame on the grilled cheese sandwich circuit, Jesus has apparently pursued more artsy endeavors!

LMAO!!!!! LOL..l;,

Seriously, Jes. A grilled cheese sandwich that bore the likeness of Jesus went for something like $25K on eBay last year.

If you're in need of money and publicity, it might behoove you to raise your price

i may have to run the grilled cheese jesus on ebay and see what happens

i just wanted to tell you girls that you owe me a new keyboard.
i seem to have covered mine in giggling, snorting, head-thrown-back-laughing spit.
it could be terminal.. :)
thanks for that. 2 finals in one day makes Jessi a dull girl. :D

HI Jessi!!! finals suck!! live on bhuz like the rest of us..l;,