Thread: Just When I Thought I'd Seen it All...

Originally Posted by Chayliana

HA!! That reminds me... Does anyone else remember the "Everybody Loves Raymond" episode where his mom attended a sculpting class & didn't realize that her finished piece of art was a giant vulva?..l;,

..l;, Yes!

Originally Posted by PepperLotus

This is horrifying, and yet, what are the odds that it will become the new "it" salon procedure?? I can see it now...local salons offering a cut, color & cooch enhancement!

I wonder how many "Real Housewives" are going to have their own color named after them? Hmmm... ..l;,

Umm, I own a Salon and I hope I NEVER have to cut or color a hooch in this lifetime! Then again, if it doesn't complain about the color or ***** about trimming it too short....I might give it some thought.....You might be on to something..Lol

Just a couple of things to add to your list of "Seen it all":

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwocdImA6Z8&feature=player_embedded]YouTube - Osim iGallop[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyBEC-Zq_uE&feature=player_embedded]YouTube - Kush Support | A Natural Rest for the Breast[/ame]

(Can you imagine being the poor CSR at 1-888-own-KUSH? )


Enjoy!

That is where I usually tuck my joy machine.

Originally Posted by kemintiri

Just a couple of things to add to your list of "Seen it all":

YouTube - Osim iGallop

YouTube - Kush Support | A Natural Rest for the Breast

(Can you imagine being the poor CSR at 1-888-own-KUSH? )


Enjoy!

Now if the boob support vibrates as well, they may just have a seller on their hands!

Originally Posted by anala

That is where I usually tuck my joy machine.

..l;,..l;,..l;,..l;,

Can you imagine having the horse riding thing in your house when your mother comes over and trying to explain that it is an exercise machine? Do you think if you have it AND you are bedazzled it would cause some type of irritation?

Originally Posted by ssipes

Well, we could all rebel against this and join the appropriate alternative subcultures: (not work safe)

http://listverse.files.wordpress.com...tat-744878.jpg

http://news.bme.com/wp-content/uploa...01755-pix1.jpg

http://thevelvetrocket.files.wordpre...est-tattoo.jpg

OK, that middle one is just... cool. At the very least I want a temporary tattoo and a stick on jewel now.

Originally Posted by Linnyg

you think if you have it AND you are bedazzled it would cause some type of irritation?

Friends don't let friends vagazzle and gallop

Originally Posted by Lauren_

OK, that middle one is just... cool. At the very least I want a temporary tattoo and a stick on jewel now.

Why use cosmetics, when one can be permanently pink through tattooing.

And the healing from it...

I remember how much my tattoo itched....can't imagine that's going to be pretty.

Shadylady: I have just snorted all over my keyboard. When I had my last tattoo put on-a peacock, highly colored, running between shoulder and elbow-the healing itch made me somewhat insane. I followed suggestions I found online and spent about a week SLAPPING it! It became quite a habit; my officemate got used to the sounds of smacking coming from my corner.

The idea of my lady bits itching like that (and it was far more intense than a yeast infection) and having to slap at them in sort of public is a little overwhelming.....although in some circles it might make one very popular!..l;,

Kahaz! I hope your keyboard survived..

YouTube - Clitter!

Originally Posted by kahaz

Shadylady: I have just snorted all over my keyboard. When I had my last tattoo put on-a peacock, highly colored, running between shoulder and elbow-the healing itch made me somewhat insane. I followed suggestions I found online and spent about a week SLAPPING it! It became quite a habit; my officemate got used to the sounds of smacking coming from my corner.

The idea of my lady bits itching like that (and it was far more intense than a yeast infection) and having to slap at them in sort of public is a little overwhelming.....although in some circles it might make one very popular!..l;,

Okay... I've TRIED to stay away from this thread... I've REALLY REALLY TRIED... but this just got the best of me... Kahaz, you've just given brand new meaning to the phrase "slap happy" now.....l;,..l;,..l;,

Originally Posted by Vasha_Hatal

YouTube - Clitter!

..l;,..l;,..l;,..l;,..l;, I especially love the application device!!

ETA: SO not okay for work! Oops.

Originally Posted by Vasha_Hatal

YouTube - Clitter!

hilarious!!!

..l;,

Alrana

Originally Posted by AllyisLuma

This product for be for girls that perform raqs beaver. If you're going to dance that style, you should look your best.

I am in tears..l;,

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkv8BnOKgMg&feature=related]YouTube - Bedazzle your...[/ame]

lol....totally NSFW

Had to bump this back up after a My Pink Button shout-out in Mark Morford's column today...Numero Ocho!

And I quote: "Be sure to pick the one that best matches the couch. Or your shoes. Or your nightmares."


10 amazing truths you already suspected / Volume III! Muslim punks, lonely Chinese, very pink labia

Originally Posted by SatinWorship19

Well, Doozer, on the color changing lipstick front, maybe they could make a "mood vagina" product that changes color according to what's going on down there!

Magenta = "Ooooh baby, Don't stop!"
Salmon = "I'm not in the mood tonight, honey."
Bubblegum = "It's showtime! Get ready for some fun!"
Red = "Go away! Danger, Will Robinson!"
Coral = "Can it wait 'til I'm done surfing the Swap Meet, babe?"

I'm sitting on a flippin' gold mine, guys!!!

Now honestly, the only guys that would know the difference between those colours wouldn't be lookin down there

Originally Posted by Khalilah

Had to bump this back up after a My Pink Button shout-out in Mark Morford's column today...Numero Ocho!

And I quote: "Be sure to pick the one that best matches the couch. Or your shoes. Or your nightmares."


10 amazing truths you already suspected / Volume III! Muslim punks, lonely Chinese, very pink labia

..l;,..l;,..l;, Is that guy married? I love the way his mind works.

Oh he's fabulous - a very witty writer and yoga master in SF. Gorgeous, too - not that that matters ;)

Check out his yoga site and photo gallery: m a r k m o r f o r d y o g a

I read his column religiously (pretty much the only thing I do religiously, other than dance and shop the Swap Meet - haha)...every Wednesday and Friday he has new stuff on SFGate.com.

An exert from Mark Morford

Witness, won't you, the wild new music microtrend in Taqwacore, a terrifically loud n' rude coming together of Muslim and Hindu youth from religiously conservative communities who are right now defying pretty much everything their faiths command, by forming angry punk rock bands and making all sorts of unruly, blasphemous noise to wake the gods and exasperate the church fathers . Is it not wonderful? Screw peace accords, disarmament, multithousand-year wars. Let the kids form anti-establishment punk bands, and watch the barriers implode.

Read more: 10 amazing truths you already suspected / Volume III! Muslim punks, lonely Chinese, very pink labia


Yes yes yes!!!!! Civil disobedience from the locals!!! Yes!!!! There is hope!!!

Originally Posted by Khalilah

Oh he's fabulous - a very witty writer and yoga master in SF. Gorgeous, too - not that that matters ;)

Check out his yoga site and photo gallery: m a r k m o r f o r d y o g a

I read his column religiously (pretty much the only thing I do religiously, other than dance and shop the Swap Meet - haha)...every Wednesday and Friday he has new stuff on SFGate.com.

Whoooohoooo! A man I don't have to buy pink button cosmetics for! I wish I lived in San Franscico. I think I'd be at every class..w.: