Thread: Just When I Thought I'd Seen it All...

The Product | My New Pink Button

You could wear it while you're workin'
You could wear it with a merkin...

It's "lip" gloss for your cooter! .w.:.w.:.w.:..cr.:..l;,

Akkk!

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that's too funny!!

I know!!!

My first thought? I hope it's waterproof and "transfer-resistant"

Seriously?!!! You really think a significant other is going to tell you... "I don't know - you're just not as pink as you used to be."

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I---- NO. ..l;,

Very bad news if someone's husband comes home with this variety of lipstick on his collar...

I just snorted coffee all over my keyboard. That's what I'm sayin, man! You do NOT want this kind of lipstick on your guy's collar.

More importantly, do these people REALLY think we stay up at night worrying about the color of our cooches? *scratches forehead*

I has a pain in mah head.

Oh, wow. This can be used on nips AND on male parts!

"Honey, your balls just don't have that rosy glow anymore....try this!" ..l;,..l;,..l;,

if you read that, read this too for a critical approach to the product

My New Pink Button: "Restore The Youthful Pink Color Back To Your Labia" - My new pink button - Jezebel

That. Is. Not. Right.

Artemisia, that article offers some great criticisms. Totally agree with the author's suggestion that this product could instill anxiety instead of alleviating it. Bad enough that we have to worry about weight, aging and boobs. Now cooter cosmetics? Gimme a break ,r:;

Thankfully, American culture is too afraid to talk about vaginas to ever successfully market a mainstream Cover Girl or Maybelline version of this product!

Originally Posted by artemisia_danst

if you read that, read this too for a critical approach to the product

My New Pink Button: "Restore The Youthful Pink Color Back To Your Labia" - My new pink button - Jezebel

I just can't resist to post this quote:

Apparently the ingredients are FDA approved, although the website's FAQ states, "Like any other cosmetic product, if you experience discomfort, discontinue use." Guess what? I'm already experiencing discomfort, and I haven't even touched the stuff.

So do I.

Qamar

Heh. Maybe Eve Ensler will riff on this for a new piece for Vagina Monologues. At least, I hope so!

Originally Posted by Qamar60

Guess what? I'm already experiencing discomfort, and I haven't even touched the stuff.[/I][/COLOR]

So do I.

Me too

Originally Posted by Taj

Heh. Maybe Eve Ensler will riff on this for a new piece for Vagina Monologues. At least, I hope so!

That would be brilliant ..g.:

According to their website, this stuff was featured on "The Doctors" and numerous colors are sold out. So someone must be buying this stuff, or else they're plan lying.

Let me guess, the doctors on the TV show were plastic surgeons hawking some new designer vagina or anal bleaching procedure, too ,r:;

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Just ... why? I mean, apart from any other kind of wtf questions, wouldn't that kind of make it extra sticky and goopy down there? - Ugh!

I've got a great ad slogan for them:

"My New Pink Button, for a cuter cooter"

I'm very surprised it's not flavored like bubblegum or strawberries! Because a "proper" vagina is not only fuchsia, but smells like a candy store ..g.:

I wonder if Bella will make me a costume to match my snatch!

Who the f* thinks up this stuff? And who looks down there and goes, "hmmm....things aren't as pink as they once were..."

Originally Posted by SatinWorship19

I'm very surprised it's not flavored like bubblegum or strawberries! Because a "proper" vagina is not only fuchsia, but smells like a candy store ..g.:

I wonder if Bella will make me a costume to match my snatch!

*spits coffee all over keyboard*..l;,

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So, uh, do I dare ask how you came upon this site?

Originally Posted by 1shadylady

*spits coffee all over keyboard*..l;,

Next time you see me post pics of a new pink bella, remember this conversation! .w.:..l;,

Originally Posted by Andrea2

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So, uh, do I dare ask how you came upon this site?

I swear on every one of my costumes and my golden retriever's life, I saw it on a fashion photography forum! .w.:

They had the same reactions over there, BTW!

WTF? It sounds like that color changing lipstick. Yeccch. I wholeheartedly agree the Eve would have fun with this one because we sure are!!!

And the video

Procedure List

I swear on every one of my costumes and my golden retriever's life

Splutter!

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I saw it on a fashion photography forum!

How is such a thing 'fashion' as opposed to say a slightly disturbing attempt to deny the reality of female genetalia? Answers on a postcard ...

Just askin'! ..g.:

Well, Doozer, on the color changing lipstick front, maybe they could make a "mood vagina" product that changes color according to what's going on down there!

Magenta = "Ooooh baby, Don't stop!"
Salmon = "I'm not in the mood tonight, honey."
Bubblegum = "It's showtime! Get ready for some fun!"
Red = "Go away! Danger, Will Robinson!"
Coral = "Can it wait 'til I'm done surfing the Swap Meet, babe?"

I'm sitting on a flippin' gold mine, guys!!!

Originally Posted by khadiya

How is such a thing 'fashion' as opposed to say a slightly disturbing attempt to deny the reality of female genetalia? Answers on a postcard ...

Just askin'! ..g.:

You would be very relieved to know that somebody posted this product for the sole purpose of lampooning it, just as we're doing here! See, there's hope for the world!