Thread: Is the catsuit gone?

Wow, I wanted more recipes.

It's gone! We all got too snarky I guess. Or maybe someone complained. Or maybe the underpants gnomes ate it.

Originally Posted by eshtabellydance

It's gone! We all got too snarky I guess. Or maybe someone complained. Or maybe the underpants gnomes ate it.

Step 1: Post hummus recipes!

Step 2: ????????

Step 3: PROFIT!!!!!!!!!!!

..l;,

There was a recipe with some pita, lettuce and dressing that I was going to cut and paste. Do you remember what it was? Sorry to be so utterly vague....

Man, I hate it when the underpants gnomes eat my threads!

I think our buddy the troll went off his rocker, so both the catsuit and the naked belly dance threads were deleted.

Has Bhuz been weird this week or what?? .w.:

Originally Posted by GenevieveOfAtlanta

Has Bhuz been weird this week or what?? .w.:

I'm getting a flashback of last year when there was the mega sockpuppet flounce and "no candy or shimmies for you!!!" all in one week. It has truly been riveting this week!

Originally Posted by SatinWorship19

I'm getting a flashback of last year when there was the mega sockpuppet flounce and "no candy or shimmies for you!!!" all in one week. It has truly been riveting this week!

*checks watch* It's been a while. We're due for a spectacular flounce any time now!

Originally Posted by GenevieveOfAtlanta

*checks watch* It's been a while. We're due for a spectacular flounce any time now!

Given patterns I've noticed on Bhuz, I think the troll's sockpuppet is due for an appearance any time now...

Too bad Aazura's hummus recipe went bye-bye. I was going to copy it.

Originally Posted by SatinWorship19

Given patterns I've noticed on Bhuz, I think the troll's sockpuppet is due for an appearance any time now...

Too bad Aazura's hummus recipe went bye-bye. I was going to copy it.

We need a Bhuz-wide inappropriate hafla so I can do a sock puppet dance! I can't decide between:

1. Dancing for a bit, flouncing off in a huff, then coming back wrapped in a veil and pretending to be someone else OR

2. Actually wearing a sock puppet on my hand and refusing to dance while sock puppet dances for me

And everyone can bring recipes for a recipe swap afterwards! ..g.:

Awww geeez! I wanted to get the "no candy or shimmies for you" t-shirt for my collection of kitchy BD things! ,f::..cr.:

Please did someone add time to get the link to order?

Qamar

Originally Posted by Qamar60

Awww geeez! I wanted to get the "no candy or shimmies for you" t-shirt for my collection of kitchy BD things! ,f::..cr.:

Please did someone add time to get the link to order?

Qamar

me too! laura, please post that link again!

Originally Posted by GenevieveOfAtlanta

We need a Bhuz-wide inappropriate hafla so I can do a sock puppet dance! I can't decide between:

1. Dancing for a bit, flouncing off in a huff, then coming back wrapped in a veil and pretending to be someone else OR

2. Actually wearing a sock puppet on my hand and refusing to dance while sock puppet dances for me

And everyone can bring recipes for a recipe swap afterwards! ..g.:

How about a whole interpretive dance of "key" Bhuz threads? The "ISO" dance, the "tribal vs cab" dance, the "Flounce b/c you disagree with me thread" dance....

Originally Posted by BELLA_BELLA

How about a whole interpretive dance of "key" Bhuz threads? The "ISO" dance, the "tribal vs cab" dance, the "Flounce b/c you disagree with me thread" dance....

Love it! Each performer can choose her own thread to interpret!

I love that once someone posts a recipe on a thread it secretly means that we are over it and ready to eat!

Originally Posted by GenevieveOfAtlanta

2. Actually wearing a sock puppet on my hand and refusing to dance while sock puppet dances for me

can the sock puppet wear a naked catsuit? ..g.:

Originally Posted by GenevieveOfAtlanta

I think our buddy the troll went off his rocker, so both the catsuit and the naked belly dance threads were deleted.

I think pretty much *everyone* reported his inappropriate thread!

Originally Posted by beafarhana

I think pretty much *everyone* reported his inappropriate thread!

Rightfully so!

I want to do a "No Candy or Shimmies for You!" dance.

Perhaps, Shira can play herself and I can play the role of the mean videographer who deprives her of her candy and shimmies.

I can't wait to see the Illinois Hafla System Sucks dance...

Originally Posted by caasious

can the sock puppet wear a naked catsuit? ..g.:

Hehehe...YES! What else would a flouncing sock puppet wear? I mean, how else is the sock puppet going to entertain pervy sultan-type men?

Originally Posted by GenevieveOfAtlanta

Hehehe...YES! What else would a flouncing sock puppet wear? I mean, how else is the sock puppet going to entertain pervy sultan-type men?

The flouncing sock puppet would wear a sports bra. DUH.

They took 'er threads! Durka durr!

Originally Posted by SatinWorship19

I want to do a "No Candy or Shimmies for You!" dance.

Perhaps, Shira can play herself and I can play the role of the mean videographer who deprives her of her candy and shimmies.

I can't wait to see the Illinois Hafla System Sucks dance...

Since Lauren created the infamous Suckage Map, I nominate her for that one!

Originally Posted by GenevieveOfAtlanta

Since Lauren created the infamous Suckage Map, I nominate her for that one!

Oh, good call!

I bet all of our threads about vajazzling and merkins will make for some great costuming opportunities .w.:

ETA: I changed my mind. I think I want to interpret the vajazzling thread, wearing a naked catsuit with strategic bling.

Was having a horrible day, but then I came upon this thread. :)

Originally Posted by SatinWorship19

Oh, good call!

I bet all of our threads about vajazzling and merkins will make for some great costuming opportunities .w.:

ETA: I think I want to interpret the vajazzling thread, wearing a naked catsuit with strategic bling.

..l;, ..l;, ..l;,

Careful, the naked-dance-loving troll might show up if you're dressed like that!

Originally Posted by beafarhana

I think pretty much *everyone* reported his inappropriate thread!

I don't think it's the first time this guy has been on Bhuz.

http://www.bhuz.com/forum/belly-danc...6-deleted.html

Originally Posted by Lesedi

Was having a horrible day, but then I came upon this thread. :)

Yaaay! Bhuz craziness gone giddy is always a good way to cheer up!

Well DAMN! I wish I had lurked on that thread more, I could have gotten some good recipes.

Originally Posted by jessedan

I don't think it's the first time this guy has been on Bhuz.

http://www.bhuz.com/forum/belly-danc...6-deleted.html

OMG....I never put two and two together, but you're SO right...

Originally Posted by GenevieveOfAtlanta

..l;, ..l;, ..l;,

Careful, the naked-dance-loving troll might show up if you're dressed like that!

Well, I wouldn't go completely naked. I would wear the catsuit underneath a regular costume, and do various moves to simulate a vajazzled raqs beaver to that Natacha Atlas song that goes "HOO-ha!"