Thread: "Save the grueling inconvience of attending class"

Looks like a new DVD is coming out soon. If you click on the TITLE of the box below instead of on the arrow in the center, you'll see the youtube page displayed. In the upper right corner of the youtube page, click on the words "more info" and you'll see these words:

Buy this dvd soon on Ebay and save the grueling inconvience of attending class as you can enjoy it and use it in the privacy of your own house.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3pZJ3Xrb1E]YouTube - Belly Dance Teaser[/ame]

Is anyone familiar with the dancer in this video? Have you heard whether her DVD has been released yet? The description makes it sound interesting. I might need to get a copy of it!

If only to learn that back-breaking sword routine!!

"save the grueling inconvience of attending class "

Oh Shira! Just think of all the money and time we will all be able to save not going to class - is that where I've been going wrong all this years?

,f::

Nikki

Yee gads! I've just been saved from the grueling inconvience of watching production values!

I've also got the feeling of being a dog sticking my head out of a car on the freeway and feeling the wind invade my big floppy ears...all without the grueling inconvinence of leaving my house! Yatta!

hahaha....another high quality production I see.
Reminds me of Mobi diaries on NUTS TV

And guess what some girls actually like going to classes anyway.
They like meeting other people.
But then dance away to your DVDand you can chat to the screen and the cat will applaud and encourage you and the hamster will correct you.
And then off you pop to dance in your yard for the neighbours to start thinking about calling the men in white coats.

Of course you have to get it, Shira.... to let it nestle lovingly on the shelf with those other "gems"! It will not be out of place.

Originally Posted by *Shira*

Is anyone familiar with the dancer in this video?

Yeah, she's the one who lives in the white house with the gray trim.
<ducks and runs away>

What about the grueling inconvenience of two minutes of my life I'll never get back?

Are those her pink panties I see showing above the back of her belt? Cringe.

Well, that was odd. Nice costume. But I like getting out of my house. Sometimes I go early just hang out with people who don't call me Mom. :)

She has a CD out, too, though it doesn't seem terribly BD related:

CD Baby: NATALIE DELOSSANTOS: With Passion

Originally Posted by *Shira*

save the grueling inconvience of attending class [/COLOR]

eeewww.. when at 1.30 I thought it could not get worse - I got surprised.
Strange phallic symbolery :) to put it nicely..

.w.: what is she going to teach me in this video? Its advertised as a teaching video but he didn't even talk.

That clip was terrible, on many levels. There, I said it. And if she's a Bhuzzer or a lurker, I'll gladly tell her to her e-face.

Her product may sell - to MEN, as a "self-help aid," but with so many excellent instructional/performance videos available on the market today, I can't imagine why anyone with good sense would even MAKE something like this, much less put it out there seriously thinking, "YEAH, this really fills a gap in the market! Thank goodness I'm saving all these ladies from the grueling inconvenience of a REAL dance class!"

Gah. Suzy Nippletassles makes an instructional vid and single man's fantasy aid...

Originally Posted by lizajuk

another high quality production I see.

I love her flair for writing marketing copy. Under the "more info" option below her name, she says:

Experience raw, uncut, unedited purity in this instructional endeavor.

That MUST have been written tongue-in-cheek. I love it! Who else could make "homemade" or "no-frills" sound so appealing?

Originally Posted by lizajuk

Of course you have to get it, Shira.... to let it nestle lovingly on the shelf with those other gems! It will not be out of place.

Yes, I really want this for my video collection.

Augh! {shudder} she's like some kind of warped caricature. Is this an instructional video for ridiculous poses? She's just... augh! That's just gross. I can understand pouty, I can understand the Lolita thing but "trying" to be sexy... it's too fake and stupid. I'm not going to post any links to her - crap merchandise - or her other youtube videos but I feel like they (her and the guy behind the video doing the heavy breathing) are caricatures. That's too extreme for me so early in the morning.

"1-2 hours of fun, spiritual, sensual improvisation including sword technique, cymbals, veils, flags, and props. " (quote from youtube)

FLAGS?

Flags? Will she be doing weird poses with those as well? Is that another wonderful instructional video - Sensual belly dance flag waving

Originally Posted by tamrahennatx

That clip was terrible, on many levels. There, I said it. And if she's a Bhuzzer or a lurker, I'll gladly tell her to her e-face.

Guilt-free, under the Commercial Endeavor exception. ..g.:

Teaser, indeed. Bleh.

I laughed out loud at this comment:

i never find anything like that going on behind my garage :(

Originally Posted by nikkiraqs

"save the grueling inconvience of attending class "

Oh Shira! Just think of all the money and time we will all be able to save not going to class - is that where I've been going wrong all this years?

,f::

Nikki

Don't forget about all of the money we've "wasted" actually buying skirts!!! ,r:;:Awink:

Originally Posted by KelsNasim

Well, that was odd. Nice costume. But I like getting out of my house. Sometimes I go early just hang out with people who don't call me Mom. :)

She got out of house didn' t she?..g.:

If you can spare another 3 min. of your life, make sure you turn up the volume for the clip shown here:
MySpace.com - Natalie DeLosSantos - New York, New York - Pop / Hip Hop / Latin - www.myspace.com/nataliedelossantos

And she indicates that she has "mastered Middle Eastern Belly Dance", so surely someone out there has danced with her?

There's also info here that the DVD will be available on Ebay this Friday.

Originally Posted by tamrahennatx

What about the grueling inconvenience of two minutes of my life I'll never get back?

STOP THAT! There will be NO alternate spellings of "inconvience". Especially not the correct one! ..l;, ..l;, ..l;,

I have to admit, and it's damn inconvienent, that I think Bittersweet is a catchy tune and the only good song she has - I just hope she doesn't make a video of her dancing to it and singing it. ..l;,.w.:
Her dvd's out this Friday? Can't wait.:,s::

Originally Posted by tamrahennatx

What about the grueling inconvenience of two minutes of my life I'll never get back?

I just spewed muscle milk all over my keyboard!

Originally Posted by tamrahennatx

Her product may sell - to MEN, as a "self-help aid," ...

Most likely. We have, after all, the gratuitous cleavage shot at about 0:30.

eeewww.. when at 1.30 I thought it could not get worse - I got surprised.
Strange phallic symbolery :) to put it nicely..
OK, ok...i'll come clean, ...on my 58th birthday, my master class and i did sword to , "smooth up in ya".
this clip is sooo fiunny
thanks you guys !
**** in ya !*******