Thread: illinois haflas system sucks

Originally Posted by mihri

We got it covered, Fotia! Blue Lotus Tribe is in Texas right now and bringing all the suckage we could get onto the plane without incurring baggage charges!

Originally Posted by anala

If you put that much suckage on a plane, the fusalage will collapse from the inverse pressure, and then it will be sequins and bugle beads raining down for miles and miles...

I wonder how many unsuspecting Bhuzzers will happen to be right under the sequin/bead trail, looking around googly eyed at the bounty and think that their deity of choice has finally granted them their wish when all this is really only a matter of suction. ..l;,

lol!!! suction..new word! Baubles falling from the suckosphere

I wouldn't touch them cause they would just suck anyway.

Originally Posted by anala

If you put that much suckage on a plane, the fusalage will collapse from the inverse pressure, and then it will be sequins and bugle beads raining down for miles and miles...

We made it okay, actually. I guess we don't suck nearly enough to really make it in the Illinois market. We'll have to work on that!

Originally Posted by kemintiri

I wonder how many unsuspecting Bhuzzers will happen to be right under the sequin/bead trail, looking around googly eyed at the bounty and think that their deity of choice has finally granted them their wish when all this is really only a matter of suction. ..l;,

..l;,..l;,..l;, dying of laughter!!

Originally Posted by ANISAHDANCER

The nerve!! Now that really SUCKS!!
You secretly planned an Illinois Hafla in an undisclosed, unreachable location, on purpose so the rest of us
couldn't come, DIDNT YOU?
.w.:..cr.:.w.:

That is just the suckiest thing I've heard, I just can't take it anymore
(major flouncing outta here)

No, I sent you an engraved invitation. You had a full 15 seconds to respond and book your flight. It's not MY fault you're not on the ball!!

I mean, if you all can't follow us down to Texas, then you can't really blame the lack of Illinois hafla suckage on us now, can you?

PS.. first show was last night. Texas dancers do NOT suck!

Originally Posted by anala

lol!!! suction..new word! Baubles falling from the suckosphere

Suckosphere - now that's the best one yet for 2010!

*singing*

This is the thread that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on, my friends!

what on earth?

Zombie thread alert!

Hmm, maybe we need this zombie thread! Off to re-read the silliness...

It's like somebody out there knew I was in a non-Bhuzzing mood and wanted to snap me out of it. I miss hilarious threads like this!

I thought of you and your FB comments when I saw that this thread had come to life. :-)

Suckering Suckotajge! (evening my spelling sux! That what I get for being in this system Hahahahaha ..l;,:))

Good times, good times.

I'm cracking up all over again!

Originally Posted by bintbeled

I thought of you and your FB comments when I saw that this thread had come to life. :-)

LOL! So did I! I LOVED this thread!!!

That suckage map gets me every freaking time. ROFL

Best. Thread. Ever.

Oh, dear. My DS just drove through Illinois on his way from Calgary to Ottawa. I forgot to give him the suckage map. Hope he didn't get trapped in a suckage vortex.

Then, again, he's not a dancer, so maybe he'll come through it all unscathed.

Read this thread for the first time... I nearly snorted coffee and chips all over my keyboard

Originally Posted by SatinWorship19

*singing*

This is the thread that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on, my friends!

And it goes on and on my friends.... some people started reading it not knowing what it was, and we'll continue seeing it forever just because...

Originally Posted by SatinWorship19

That suckage map gets me every freaking time. ROFL

But sadly, Lauren's chicago-centric version seems to have disappeared...,f::

Originally Posted by ssipes

But sadly, Lauren's chicago-centric version seems to have disappeared...,f::

But that was the funniest part of the thread! ..cr.:

You're right!!! .w.: I can't believe the map is gone! Illinois is not the same anymore...

ARE WE BACK???????? Yesssssssss!!!! :zillevil:

Has the map really disappeared??? Calling Lauren ~~~ Yoo Hoo! Can we have our map back??? Pleeeze.

sounds more like preschool

Originally Posted by bedway

sounds more like preschool

Well, you need to read it in the spirit it was intended. It's satire.

If I don't have a map, how can I avoid the vortex???