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Blonde's Year in Review

January

Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February

Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...Helllloooo! bottles will not fit in the printer!

March

Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... box said "2-4 years!"

April

Trapped on escalator for hours ... the power went out!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid...wrong instructions...8 cups of water will not fit into those little packets!

June

Tried to go water skiing...could not find a lake with a slope.

July

Lost breaststroke swimming competition...learned later ,

the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms and hands!

August

Got locked out of my car in rainstorm... car swamped because soft-top was open.

September

The capital of California is "C"...isn’t it?

October

Hate M & M's...they are so hard to peel.

November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!

December

Couldn't call 911 . "duh"...there’s no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!


Just a little lightness for us curvy bright blondes