Dear Glamorous Gorgeous Flat-Butt Turkey Neck,
Golly, honey, you're only in your 30s??? Oh, yes, rest assured you're seeing stuff no one else is.
I understand, though. I'm in my 30s too and starting to see a few changes. I'm actually getting an almost perverse enjoyment out of a few of them, but others are a little more annoying if for no other reason than they're going to require more maintenance (when, oh when, did I become a used Chevy?) I also have a friend a few years older than me who recently declared with amazement that her baby stole her butt (he really did...!) So...yeah, I guess this kind of stuff just comes with the territory.
I also feel your pain on the eyelid-chase. I come from a long line of people with deep set eyes...or at least they get deep set as they get older. At the rate I'm going I suspect they'll be somewhere around the back of my skull by the time I'm 40.
So, I think the ony think the only thing to do is to ban together, fight what we can (without looking ridiculous and stupid), enjoy what we can, feel as youthful as we want, and try not to take it too seriously,
Sincerely your sparkling sister in eyeball chasing,
Crazy Skin Ape Arms with Suddenly Prominent Veins
