[lizajuk]

Eeeee that test knocked 20 years off I'm only 40 and I've still got my free bus pass!
I discussed changing my bank account yesterday and told the girl I wanted my occupational pensionin in one account and my old age pension in another and bless her, she said your what!!!!..old age pension...what's your secret?
Er.......
1. Bleach
2. Slap on the moisture cream and don't use soap( I didn't smoke much at all, didn't sunbathe after a few attempts resulting in red blotches rather than a golden hue!)
3. Don't dress age-appropriate ( what is that anyway!) nor go for the mutton dressed as lamb syndrome.
4.Laugh as much as you can
5.Olive oil
6.Belly dance