so, I accidentally get a black sahar with a magic floating bra.
I thought, dammit! they sent the wrong one! crap, now I'll have to ship it back, bla bla bla bla...
hmmmm, lemme jes try dis ting on.
cut to kina, in a bennie hillesque routine searching the box and all it's contents for the other part of the halter, nothing. puts bra cup over boob, pulls strap up and around shoulder, loses bra cup. puts bra cup back over boob, same thing happened. bra strap snaps off slaps kina across face as moving in rapid speeds to reduce the insane amount of stretch put on fabric not meant to ever contain D's.
OK, hook strap to bra cup THEN place over boob.
Great! one side done!..
Grab opposite strap, pull over shoulder down side. Hmmm, how do I get it through my arm?
puzzles out a little while, trying many interesting new yoga pretzel variations until bra strap is attached.
steps back.
is that me?
hot damn! and you know, voluptuos AND perky do sound well together!
photo shoot was tonight, maybe some good pictures forthcoming, although I think I won't be allowed out of the house without an armed guard in this thing!