[kharis_UK]

...and don't forget a trip down the Muski...that wonderful bottleneck road where one can guarantee a good old fashioned groping of the nethers by all and sundry. Try to have someone behind you and in front of you, preferably your husband and a good mate (one of those landmine jackets which cover breasts, bum and front bottom are handy but somewhat sweaty in high summer)

A carrier bag held over arse and minge can work wonders, but leaves one vulnerable to the breast swipe...a surreptitious act of elbowing the boobies usually performed in a pincer movement by ten year old boys.

However, don't be perturbed. After a couple of days of intense gropage, one finds oneself immured. I came back from Cairo liberated and empowered and can now hold my own in any old orgy.