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Originally Posted by firefly5
Hey - why not go the whole way and get breast implants, hair extensions and a spray tan?

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Naw, I'm a guy, I don't need breasts! Wouldn't know what to do with 'em if I had 'em - plus I've seen all the trouble you gals go through with bra issues - no thanx!
Don't need hair extensions either - my hair is plenty long as it is.
Not into tans, I like the pale look myself.
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