ack did i get your email?? I don't remember seeing it ..most likely though, you are correct and if you need them as soon as 8 weeks I don't think I'm the one to help you.
Try contacting Maria at
http://www.orientdancer.com/
She does fantastic work with solid colors (I'm not sure if she does others) ..she just had a new baby so she may or may not be accepting new orders but I highly recommend her work
as for the rest of us I think we like to make the busy intricate ones :) (but on occasion someone will slip me some cough medicine and I do mellow soft ombres too :)