I know we're not supposed to laugh at costumes any more....
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09-21-2007, 06:39 PM
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I know we're not supposed to laugh at costumes any more....
....but I guess I haven't outgrown it.
http://bellydancestore.biz/gallery.p...5&no=2&catId=1
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09-21-2007, 06:41 PM
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OMG that flower....
That's just too bad.
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09-21-2007, 06:46 PM
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That's the best thing I've seen all day.
They're calling it a "starfish". Even better.
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09-21-2007, 06:49 PM
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It's a sparkly crotch-monster!
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09-21-2007, 06:58 PM
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I saw an episode of Benny Hill years ago where he was wearing something like that. Only his crotch flower starfish was very tiny. hehe
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09-21-2007, 07:01 PM
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09-21-2007, 07:18 PM
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OH goodness
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09-21-2007, 07:41 PM
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09-21-2007, 08:24 PM
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Gee, wonder why it's on sale??? Tee hee....
One of the vendors at Ahlan wa Sahlan this year had a costume I should have taken a picture of -- and actually, it was Shahrzad of the Belly Dance Store who pointed it out to me. It was a dress with a net cutout right at the crotch, with a big sequinned flower over it. I think the sight of it scarred my poor retinas for life. My brain has carefully blocked out all other details, so I don't remember what color it was. Just the horror of that big flower, suspended on netting....
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09-21-2007, 08:28 PM
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BTW, did you notice that the BD store website doesn't have music any more? Someone remarked that she couldn't browse the website at work because of the music. Not a problem any more!  |
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09-21-2007, 08:50 PM
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why can't we laugh at costumes anymore? Did I miss a meeting?
I say we laugh at any nippletastic, cracktastic, crassel sporting nightmare we want! :-)
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09-21-2007, 08:55 PM
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I show it to my husband , who says what's wrong with that girl she looks sick, i am laughing so much , it's hard to point out hay ,it's the costume you are looking at fish on crotch?
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09-21-2007, 09:09 PM
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09-21-2007, 09:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kina
why can't we laugh at costumes anymore? Did I miss a meeting?
I say we laugh at any nippletastic, cracktastic, crassel sporting nightmare we want! :-)
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I was thinking the same thing. I know I was on vacation for a while, but geesh... if we can't laugh at this, what CAN we laugh at!
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09-21-2007, 11:13 PM
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I think exploding crotch flowers simply INSIST that we laugh!
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09-21-2007, 11:33 PM
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They have a cream for that kind of thing now. There's no reason for any kind of fish/crustacean/sealife in the nether regions, thanks to gynelotrimin!
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09-21-2007, 11:41 PM
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I could get used to this!
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Just too funny! The costume, responses and the funny hubby!!
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09-22-2007, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by kina
I say we laugh at any nippletastic, cracktastic, crassel sporting nightmare we want! :-)
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In this case of this design, you forgot "Crotch-tastic"!!!
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09-22-2007, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by mish_mish
They have a cream for that kind of thing now. There's no reason for any kind of fish/crustacean/sealife in the nether regions, thanks to gynelotrimin!
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Good Lord - can't catch breath! LMAO!!!!
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09-22-2007, 01:41 AM
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Lavender starfish. What a concept.
Made me think of the "seafood" costume described in this story on Gilded Serpent. I thought I had remembered there being a photo of it with the story, but alas no.
http://www.gildedserpent.com/article...aLcostumes.htm
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09-22-2007, 02:49 AM
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Someone remarked that she couldn't browse the website at work because of the music. Not a problem any more! |
That was me! Well, probably not *JUST* me, but still - yay! Although I tried to get onto another costume site (can't remember which) and up popped the warning sign: "Site Blocked. Category: Shopping; Provocative Clothing". Whut?
Lavender CrotchMonster is making my eyeballs bleed, incidentally.  |
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09-22-2007, 02:51 AM
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I'm not ragging on this seller, but crikey:
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