No, not low carb, but a new low in pathetic depravity I've sunk to in a 11 pm carb craving. I'm out of the usual things I go for (sugary cereal, milk) and I never keep cookies or ice cream in the house, and dark chocolate/peanut butter was not going to satisfy (because I already had it earlier in the day). So digging in my pantry I found some dry ladyfingers. I started eating one but it wasn't sweet enough so I decided I needed to dip it in...hmm...out of honey, but wait there's a tin of maple syrup -- that will do. My efforts were thwarted by my inability to open the tin. I dig further back and find a jar of black strap molasses. This also is stuck shut, but some hot water does the trick. By this time I have finished the lady finger so I just eat some black strap molasses straight out of the jar with a spoon. Damn! the stuff's nasty straight up. So I find a jar of homemade marmalade given to me by a friend. I'm out of all breads so I just ate about a third of the jar. Okay, it was a small jelly jar but still.
Gah! Going to bed now.
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