Thread: Curvy Women are Smarter

hey, don't yell at me! It's CNN

Video - Breaking News Videos from CNN.com

now i know why i am so great! :)

HAHA!
So I love how skinny vegans are eedee-ots!
Damn. Tightlacing ain't gonna help me here...

So...are the Inuitt all really members of MENSA and we just dont know it?? If they are that smart why do they live where it is so F**king COLD and DARK??? Now I know why my kids are...well...sigh....

And I thought our brains were in our heads! Silly me!

Azeeza

I think it's just further proof that being little in the middle and packing much back is worth more than just rollin' in Sir Mix a Lot's Mercedes.

Originally Posted by mish_mish

I think it's just further proof that being little in the middle and packing much back is worth more than just rollin' in Sir Mix a Lot's Mercedes.

..l;, ..l;, ..l;, ..cr.: ..l;, ..cr.: ..l;, ..l;, ..l;,

It was really brains, not booty, he was looking for--nobody was listening.

Wow, Mish...I feel different about you now, somehow....I miss Joyce...she looked so, well, thoughtful.

I'm still Joyce, at least on my computer.

Mish that was great. You my dear are very clever and witty.

This "breaking" news is just what I needed to hear. I can now quit working out b/c I want to stay intellegent.

You're both at different places. It'll take a bit for it to cycle back to the real you. ;0)

So, if you just wear that booty padded underwear stuffed full of omega-3 fish, will that make you smarter?

<thinking that underwear full of fish=bad idea>

That just reminds me of an SNL skit where the 3 witches are brewing something stinky up on the hill and you hear remarks from the villagers like:

"IT SMELLS LIKE A DIAPER FULL OF SHRIMP!"

So...my mom ate only chocolate when she was pregnant with me (and clocked in at 90 pounds when I was ready to come out). Does that make her, and, therefore, me, smart?

Why can't surfboards be smart and juicy?! WHY?!

*stomping like Herman Munster: DARN! DARN! DARN! DARN!*

This thread has been totally derailed.

I read that YOU came out weighing 90lbs. Holy schnikies!

HAR HAR!

Currently, and apparently, I'm an 86-pound stupid vegan!
;op

I'm still trying to draw the connection between lovely full hips and intelligence. Proximity-wise, they're nowhere near each other (brain and hips). Does this matter that they're far away from each other?

Who did this study? Inquiring Omega-3-deficient minds want to know...

Not yelling at anyone...I'm yelling WITH you... ;0)

Ok..no body said a word about Mensa and the Inuitt "-)...so try this one on instead, Women with wider hips can give birth to babies with bigger heads...and live to tell the tale...

I did that once. The rest had normal sized heads.

Regards
Priscilla

Originally Posted by anala

Women with wider hips can give birth to babies with bigger heads...and live to tell the tale...

Goofy.
I also don't think they meant size/girth, but more hip to waist ratio.

Anyway, my real question. I don't watch CNN, but is that a standard way they report?! I mean, come on a faceless newscaster voice over stock footage of hefty people walking around?!

Watching that, I was scared I would see my own fine but headless torso stomping around. Can you imagine that happening ?:Awhatchutalkingabou

I don't watch CNN, but is that a standard way they report?!

Yep...cost effective huh?

Let's obfuscate credibility with nonstop images and blatant, shocking statements!

CNN is full of bubble heads (but now we know it's because they are hiring women with stick figures).

That was on CNN online - I suspect the newscast was different - actually I recall seeing it yesterday or the day before and it was introduced by a bubble head and then the tape came on.

Originally Posted by mish_mish

It was really brains, not booty, he was looking for--nobody was listening.

STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! I CAN'T BREATHE! I'm wheezing now from laughing too much! Where is my inhaler????

Azeeza

Originally Posted by mish_mish

So, if you just wear that booty padded underwear stuffed full of omega-3 fish, will that make you smarter?

<thinking that underwear full of fish=bad idea>

Now, I'm really crying and wheezing, WHERE IS MY INHALER???

Oh, that's right, I'm sitting on my brain!

Azeeza

I guess i do have brains in my butt ..l;,
then again we are watching cnn online

Alrana

I saw that video. I thought it was kind of annoying - the cool, detached voice over explaining the hip to waist ratio and the storage of omega-3 acid, blah, blah, blah while they kept showing unflattering close-ups of the butts and stomachs of women in tight, unflattering clothes while they ambled along. Not sure what the point of the whole thing was anyway.

Hey Azhia we can be skinny vegan friends!

so... if I'm curvy and a blonde....does that make me only half smart or half dumb?

I guess you are an enigma, Jenn. ;0)

Originally Posted by mehndidancer

I guess i do have brains in my butt ..l;,
then again we are watching cnn online

Alrana

Makes me think of the term "asshat" in a whole new way!..l;,