Thread: can someone get rid of the troll

I cant believe this idiot has not been removed to be honest.

Why do we allow this?

Abuse like this should mean automatic exclusion as far as I am concered.

The FAQ supports you: "A personal attack will be cause to delete the post". I know that post has been reported multiple times since it appeared. I guess it's a holiday weekend in the US, hopefully everything will be gone when it's over.

Originally Posted by Bhuzzocks

i don't think you guys should be in a position to determine who's a troll or not.

Look, you came here and one of the first things you did was say, in a nutshell, start a thread "Hai guys! Couldn't help but notice a bunch of you are OBESE fatty fats. Obviously you don't know a darned thing about healthy eating, BMI, and such, so let me educate your ill-informed fat arses."...did you really think that would be taken well?

Is that how you kick it off in rooms full of strangers? Most rooms full of strangers , when receiving unasked for judgements on weight/health and lectured to about BMI and what to eat, would be all "WTF is up with her?! JESUS, who kicked her puppies? What did we do to have THIS treat at our party?" and probably wouldn't be calm right after getting what reads like "I'm sorry. JEEEEZE STOP PERSECUTING ME WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? I'm sorry but you're all MEAN!!!"...calm takes time. Wounds need to heal.

Even if you're not a troll perhaps you need to step back bit, drop the arguments and the return fire, and take a look around...figure out the lay of the land...and let this blow over let Rosie do what she will.

One of the best things you can do at this point in time, if you are not a troll, is to listen to Ozma and step back and stop posting. Give it about a month, lurk (don't post) and get an idea of the tone and flavor of these boards. Then come back and try again without posting inflammatory comments.

Of course since one of your first posts was to show off what an ass-hat you were, that may not be possible.

Why DO these things tend to crop up on holiday weekends? Poor Rosey -- the woman can't even eat her turkey in peace without a trollfest filling up her inbox. I'm sure she'll be back to take care of it soon.

I'm not being holier-than-thou -- I flagged the ugliness, too. But it is a long weekend for most of us in the US, so I'd expect the response to be less prompt than usual.

Bhuzzocks, it's a lie that you're new here and a lie that you're not trying to stir up trouble. Such a shame that you have nothing better to do than abuse people you've likely never met offline. Are you that starved for attention?

I missed all the drama! What happened? I was too busy eating turkey I guess!

Bhuzzocks posted "helpful" weight loss tips and, in its first post, named one Bhuzzer as being obese. It's also gotten into fights with people over being challenged.

I did think it was a new sock for the troll missanime, but its protestations are so strong that it might actually be that there are TWO ****-stirrers bouncing round Bhuz with a love of getting the last word, issues around body size and a love of the word LOL.

right. I read it. Funny it sounds like the same troll who was saying all belly dancers are preceived as sluts. I think that horrible thread happened about 6 months ago. Bhuzzrocks writes and presents themselves the same way.

I think IP addresses can be faked too if you have the know-how and software . . . so who knows where you are really sitting!!

The name choice was a screaming troll choice btw. If you're not here to troll why select a name that combines Bhuz and Sock, which also sounds not unlike Bhuz Sucks?

Of course you might not know that being from the Gulf and all.

Originally Posted by Bhuzzocks

im your husband. ive had enough of your dancing so i decided to join this forum and persuade you to quit before your 60th birthday. :P

I doubt that . . . I am divorcing his ass . . . and good riddance to him ..g.:

Originally Posted by cbarros

I think IP addresses can be faked too if you have the know-how and software . . . so who knows where you are really sitting!!

And the fact that the user repeatedly stressed that detail suggests familiarity with the concept. Which is of course not conclusive evidence for anything but it is something that caught my attention.

Every time I see the handle "Bhuzzocks" I read "Buzzcocks"

193.188.12.145?

Originally Posted by Bhuzzocks

hows the cat? still sick of you?..l;,

Sorry to be a party-pooper here. Good trolling and baiting is an art that I sincerely appreciate, but to invoke the cat metaphor: if one waves the toys too obviously in the animal's face instead of pretending to be a jumpy mouse or bird, the cat won't wiggle and pounce.

Originally Posted by roguepen

193.188.12.145?

That IP comes under anonymous proxy servers and is blacklisted on many servers.

It is listed as out of Bahrain which doesn't mean that is where you are living Bhuzzocks

Originally Posted by Zumarrad

I did think it was a new sock for the troll missanime, but its protestations are so strong that it might actually be that there are TWO ****-stirrers bouncing round Bhuz with a love of getting the last word, issues around body size and a love of the word LOL.

The use of Arabic seems very un-missanime.

I have also found that missanime's writing style is very different than Bhuzzocks. I would say that missanime is probably not as fluent in English as Bhuzzocks.

Guys, just stop feeding it.

{{{HUGS}}}

Maybe the troll just needs some happy troll cookies

Happy Troll Cookies
Ingredients

3/4cup firmly packed brown sugar

1/2 cup sugar

1/2 cup margarine or butter, softened

1/2 cup peanut butter

1 teaspoon vanilla

1 egg

1 cup rolled oats

3/4 cup Pillsbury Whole Wheat

Flour

1/2 teaspoon baking soda

1 (6-oz.) pkg. (1 cup) semi-sweet chocolate chips

1 cup candy-coated chocolate pieces

1/2 cup chopped walnuts
How to make Happy Troll Cookies
Heat oven to 350°F.
Lightly grease cookie sheets.
In large bowl, beat brown sugar, sugar, margarine, peanut butter, vanilla and egg until light and fluffy.
Add rolled oats; mix well.
Lightly spoon flour into measuring cup; level off.
Add flour and baking soda; mix well.
Stir in chocolate chips, candy pieces and walnuts; mix well.
Shape generous 1/3 cup dough at a time into a ball (or use number 12 ice cream scoop).
Place 6 cookies on each greased cookie sheet; flatten slightly.
Bake at 350°F for 10 to 15 minutes or until light golden brown.
Cool 2 to 3 minutes; remove from cookie sheets.
Cool completely.

Maybe some troll dust?

This dry rub is loaded up with lots of ground chilies giving it both heat and a very unique flavor.
Prep Time: 15 minutes
Total Time: 15 minutes
Yield: Makes about 2 cups
Ingredients:

* 2 dried Ancho peppers, seeds removed
* 8 smoked Habanero chilies include seeds for the brave
* 8 Chipotle peppers, seeds optional
* 4 sun dried tomatoes
* 1 tablespoon garlic powder
* 1 tablespoon of kosher salt
* 1 teaspoon black peppercorns
* 1 teaspoon savory

Preparation:
Place everything in blender or grinder and turn into dust. Store in an airtight container, in a cool dark place.

And last, but not least...how to cook a troll

3/4 c. firmly packed anonymity
1/2 c. "not useful" ratings
1/2 c. vile curse words
1/2 c. anger-inducing negative numbers
1 tsp. pissed off edits
1 c. baking chocolate for that slightly bitter taste
4 minced trolls

IMPORTANT:
1/2 c. arsenic

Mix all ingredients together for for answerbagging session (suggested time: 2 hours). Spoon into cookie sheet, using a meat tenderizer to "soften" into a doughy texture. Do as much as desired texture calls for. Turn oven to highest setting, bake for 17 minutes or until golden brown.

Thanks, 1shadylady! I was hoping to see some good recipes. ..g.:

Spam Hawaiian

1 can Spam
1 small can crushed pineapple

Slice Spam into thin slices and spread over the bottom of a casserole dish. Drain pineapple and distribute evenly over Spam slices. Bake on lower rack of 375 degree oven until the Spam is sizzling and the pineapple slightly browned. Enjoy!

May I be forgiven. Only a Saint could have resisted such an opportunity.
Rosette

Originally Posted by Rosette

Spam Hawaiian

1 can Spam
1 small can crushed pineapple

Slice Spam into thin slices and spread over the bottom of a casserole dish. Drain pineapple and distribute evenly over Spam slices. Bake on lower rack of 375 degree oven until the Spam is sizzling and the pineapple slightly browned. Enjoy!

May I be forgiven. Only a Saint could have resisted such an opportunity.
Rosette

..l;,..l;,..l;,

Thanks to Urban Dictionary

Trolling: Trolling is trying to get a rise out of someone. Forcing them to respond to you, either through wise-crackery, posting incorrect information, asking blatantly stupid questions, or other foolishness. However, trolling statements are never true or are ever meant to be construed as such. Nearly all trolled statements are meant to be funny to some people, so it does have some social/entertainment value.

"Trolling" isn't simply "harmful statements". Intentionally insulting/libelous statements are "flaming".

Just as bad as trolling is "Feeding the Trolls". This is when people say stuff that they know will prompt someone to respond with a trolled reply and/or replying to comments that are blatantly from a troll. This is especially true when a troll first makes his comment/reply, and (usually many) people respond, either trying to correct the troll, or express anger at the statement. At that point, the trolling was successful and has been fed. When encouraged by success and feeding, trolls often return.

Rosette - best laugh I've had in days!!!

Everyone else - thanks for keeping your sense of humor AND trying to keep the troll from hurting your friend(s)...all bridges have trolls and a light heart is the only way to cross them (the bridge and the trolls). Course, there's always heavy artillery...

Surrounded by trolls at home,
Lily

"Surrounded by trolls at home "..they are alive and well here too !

Originally Posted by Rosette

Spam Hawaiian

1 can Spam
1 small can crushed pineapple

Slice Spam into thin slices and spread over the bottom of a casserole dish. Drain pineapple and distribute evenly over Spam slices. Bake on lower rack of 375 degree oven until the Spam is sizzling and the pineapple slightly browned. Enjoy!

May I be forgiven. Only a Saint could have resisted such an opportunity.
Rosette

Rosette, you forgot the brown sugar! sprinkle brown sugar over the pineapple &, when it is almost done, put the oven on broil for a minute to get a nice, caramelized glaze. Essential. g-ma added orange juice & cloves too, which is a nice flavor, but I think it makes the spam soggy. Can't have soggy spam.

Sounds like the return of Fififanforever. Same nasty approach, followed by protestations of victimhood.